Greedy Bastards
Guest comic written and drawn by Mandy L.
I know this to have actually happened. Mandy and I used to work at the grocery store together. You’d be amazed. I don’t envy the poor management.
Transcript:
Angry customer (AC): Rawr! Money now!
Clerk:
Clerk: !
AC: I need my money you refused me! Who’s Ur manager?
Manager: !!!
AC: Ur customer service sucks. This place is falling apart. Nothing works. Gimme money!
Manager: !!$!
AC: U charged 10¢ more than the tag. I want it free!
Manager: *blink blink* !?!
Manager: What?
Manager: You greedy pathetic cheapskate Son of a Bitch. You dare to come in here and insult me and berate me over 10¢?!
Manager: Well listen up you crusty fat shit eating, tea bagging, scum sucking shit head! No, you cannot have it for free! You can just go straight to hell you dirty M*@$ F#cking A@$ hole!
AC: Well can I still have me 10¢?
HERE! Now Go Away!
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March 7th, 2010 at 7:44 am
best….manager…..EVER
March 7th, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Of course it was. It was Mando
September 30th, 2010 at 12:45 am
Hey wait a minute….That’s definitely my handwriting and no one draws stick figures the way that i do…. when the F did I draw this??? And when did you find it???
September 30th, 2010 at 10:54 am
Some time during the duration of our co-habitation. I found it when I was cleaning out my drawings to move stuff out of my office so Teej could move in. I was amused. It was posted