Character Tweets
- @YinKitteh Yes, moron, that's precisely it. I'm more interested in interspecies lovemaking (when neither of us have the parts) than comfort.
- It's oddly quiet without the doog. Not sure why the humans insisted on keeping the barriers up, but for now, uninterrupted "dog" bed snooze.
- Curled up in Mom's arms on top of a pizza box. This is the life...
- Yeah!!! Clean box!!!! Thanks Victoria from @cleanupyourmess! *dirties it right away*
- Kitteh: 1 Human: 0
- @EmaCartoon ...
- @EmaCartoon ¬_¬ My lap.
- Mmm... Mommy snuggles...
- Hah! I've got Mom where I want her... Zzzzzzz
- Mischief managed.
- RT @EmaCartoon: Halp. I'm trapped by purring monsters. Send snacks. #CatsOfInstagram @YangKitteh @YinKitteh https://t.co/YfSdG4JyyR
- RT @EmaCartoon: Working on my Ruby on Rails Coursera class. @YinKitteh is a terrible influence, but nice wrist… https://t.co/TqJfKAZXfh
- RT @EmaCartoon: Every chance he gets, @YinKitteh steals my freaking heating pad. Even when it's on me.. and he's… https://t.co/SiCy2L1JCR
- RT @EmaCartoon: Dat face, though. @YinKitteh likes my heating pad... even when it's over 100°F outside.… https://t.co/1CGsoR9I8t
- Daddy thinks I'm cute. #TrueStory. http://t.co/anhkQfP3cG
- @ShebaKitteh @YangKitteh has a crush on her! Hurr hurr hurr
- @SamusCat O_O Are you HIGH?
- Oh, look, Mommy cuddles. *purrrrrrr*
- @SamusCat Don't make me tell my mommy on you!
- *looks up* AHH! *hiss* @ShebaKitteh Debbil! *takes off*
- @YangKitteh Why would you sleep on dog-smelling cushioning?
- @SamusCat @AshleyJCat Ugh, SERIOUSLY. Ash, your taco poos make mine smell like daisies!
- @YinKitteh Heeeeeeey.....
- @YinKitteh Psssst..
- @MajorXero Yaaaaayyyy! Food now?
- @MajorXero Brekkie time?
- @MajorXero Hey, Daaaaad! HEY! Hey, Dad! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!
- @MajorXero Hi, Dad. :3
- HEY! Couch!
- @EmaCartoon Thank you for everything, Mom. I love you.
- @MartianBethany <3
- Mom cone-of-shamed me. 🙁
- Ohai, Sonya! Kthxbai, Mom! We go play now :3
- I have da best mommy evar! She gived me sawsage and cressant for brekfust. <3
- @AshleyJCat Why you always gotta beat on me 🙁 I just wanna be your friend
- Zzzzzz.. Get the bunny... zzzzzz....
- Home! *rolls on carpet*... Cockamamie teenpup with separation anxiety won't shut up. Turn down that noise!
- Wait, but.. I don't wanna go with the nice lady.. Mooooooommmmm! D:
- Oh, hey, Mom's home! *curls up at her feet*